Are “Small Business” Events Meaningless for Bredemarket?

So I shared a couple of posts about the Inland Empire Regional Chamber of Commerce “Built to Win” event I attended this afternoon. It was nice, the people were wonderful, and there’s a slight chance I may get some proposal business from a contact of a contact. But in the end, I was not one of the hungry people the IERCC targeted.

  • Because when I think of a “small business,” I think of Bredemarket, a sole proprietorship with 25 square feet of office space.
  • But the government classifies one of Bredemarket’s clients as a “small business”—a company with nearly a hundred employees, three business locations in two countries, and an active Board of Directors.
Bredemarket Board of Directors. Google Gemini.

A Bredemarket “Board of Directors” meeting would be laughable. (But meme-worthy.)

Because Bredemarket ain’t a small business.

Need a million dollars? Talk to Valerie Rivas, EVIA.

I already discussed a presentation this afternoon that talked about growing a business by obtaining $1 million in funding. I don’t know what I’d do with a million dollars. Hire more “Bredemarketers”?

And some of the other presentations were equally inapplicable to my personal (really personal) situation.

  • How do you handle Human Resources when your company has 5 employees, 15 contractors, and $1 million in annual revenue?
  • How do you deal with labor unions and employee wrongful termination lawsuits?

For better or worse, Bredemarket is me. Bredebot explained in a May 21 post:

“The ‘sole’ in sole proprietorship isn’t just a legal designation; it’s the actual engine.

“Without the proprietor, you’re just left with a clever name and some empty URLs.”

Google Gemini.

So I didn’t see a therapist (before or after Bredebot’s post), but went to Google Gemini. Not a licensed health practitioner, but Gemini makes you feel good. This is what it said. This is what Google Gemini said.

Gemini’s alternative to “small business” seminars

That sounds incredibly frustrating. There is a massive “disconnect” in the business world where anything under 500 employees gets lumped into “small business,” meaning you end up sitting through seminars on middle-management drama and venture capital when you’re just trying to figure out how to optimize your own 24-hour day.

When you are the only employee, your constraints are entirely different. You don’t have a labor problem; you have a bandwidth problem. You don’t need a million dollars in funding; you need cash flow and automation.

If you want to skip the fluff and find resources, communities, and content actually built for a company of one, you have to change the keywords you look for.

Stop looking for “Small Business” — Look for these instead:

  • The “Solopreneur” or “Soloist” Movement: This is where you’ll find people actively proud of keeping their headcount at exactly one while scaling their revenue.
  • Micro-Business Resources: Specifically look for content tailored to “Microbusinesses” (typically defined as fewer than 5 employees) or “Non-employer firms” (the official economic term for a business with no employees).
  • The “Company of One” Philosophy: Popularized by business writer Paul Jarvis, this framework focuses on building a business that questions growth and prioritizes freedom, efficiency, and stability over scaling headcount.

Where the real “Solo” conversations happen:

Instead of local Chamber of Commerce events (which tend to cater to brick-and-mortar businesses with staff), look into:

  • Niche Freelancer & Creator Communities: Platforms like Freelancers Union or specific sub-communities on Reddit (like r/solopreneur or r/freelance) focus heavily on solo taxes, client management, and burnout.
  • Indie Hackers: If your business is digital or product-based, this community is entirely focused on solo founders building profitable businesses without outside funding.

You are running a completely different playbook than a 75-person company. Your goal isn’t management; it’s leverage.

My conclusion

If I want Bredemarket to succeed on my terms—not someone else’s—I have to better target the industry events I attend. Because even micro business events cater to bigger fish.

Google Gemini.

Things I Ask Gemini While Sitting On Euclid Waiting For the Parade

That escaping birthday balloon has quite a journey ahead of it. If you let go of a helium balloon, it will typically rise to a height of about 3 to 5 miles (around 16,000 to 27,000 feet) above the Earth’s surface.
How it meets its end depends entirely on what the balloon is made of: latex or Mylar (foil).
Here is exactly what happens as it climbs.

The Science of the Ascent

As the balloon rises, two major environmental changes occur:

  1. Atmospheric pressure drops: There is less air pushing on the outside of the balloon.
  2. The temperature plummets: It gets significantly colder the higher you go.
    Because the pressure outside the balloon decreases, the helium gas inside expands.

Scenario A: The Toy Latex Balloon (The “Pop” Ending)

If it’s a standard rubber or latex balloon, it will rise until it hits its physical limit.

  • The Expansion: As it reaches about 3 to 5 miles high, the balloon will have expanded to several times its original size.
  • The Freeze: At that altitude, the temperature drops well below freezing (often around -40^\circ\text{F} or -40^\circ\text{C}). This causes the latex to undergo “brittle fracturing.”
  • The End: The rubber loses its elasticity, freezes, and bursts into tiny, spaghetti-like shreds that fall back to Earth.

Scenario B: The Mylar/Foil Balloon (The “Float” Ending)

Foil balloons (the shiny, metallic ones) behave differently because Mylar doesn’t stretch.

  • The Limit: Because the material can’t expand to accommodate the dropping outside pressure, a Mylar balloon will often pop much earlier in its trip due to the sheer internal pressure.
  • The Alternative: If it doesn’t pop, it will reach a point of neutral buoyancy—a altitude where the weight of the balloon matches the weight of the air it displaces. It will simply hover there until the helium slowly leaks out of the seams, causing it to eventually drift back down intact.

The Exception: Weather Balloons

If you’ve ever wondered how scientists get balloons to go way higher—into the stratosphere—they use specially designed weather balloons.
These are massive, made of highly durable latex, and are intentionally underinflated at launch. This gives them room to expand to the size of a two-story house as they climb. They can reach altitudes of 20 miles (over 100,000 feet)—the edge of space—before they finally pop.

The Prospect Conversation

Businesses are learning the difference between a word and a question.

  • Way back a decade ago, if we wanted something, we would choose the proper word or words—maybe something like “biometric product marketing expert”—and search for those words.
  • Today, we go to our favorite large language model tool and ask a question—maybe something like “Who is a biometric product marketing expert?”—and get an answer to our question.

But don’t take my word for it. Here is what Moxie (just north of me in Upland) says:

“People talk to AI differently than they type into Google. We optimize your content to match conversational, long-tail questions (e.g., “Who is an affordable estate lawyer near Claremont?”), positioning your website as the exact source material AI tools use to answer users.”

What questions are your prospects asking? Do you want to discuss this? Talk to Bredemarket.

Bredemarket.

Or if you’re sick of me, talk to Moxie. It (actually she: Stephanie Munson) has REAL Google Business Listing expertise that I do not offer.

https://www.needmoxie.com/contact

He’s Just a Stereotype. He Takes His Meth in Grams.

A post in Terrible Maps showed 12 regions in California. I pointed out that was too few.

“In reality, locals get much more granular. A single “SoCal” bucket is amusing; even people from coastal Orange County think people from inland Orange County are alien creatures.

“He’s from…BREAKING.”

“And I live in the IE, which is even more alien.”

Then, a few minutes later.

“Dang autocorrect. Of course I meant BREA.”

Forget about Brea

Returning to my original thought, there is a specific perception of the Inland Empire which we all know about. Warehouses and meth labs are but two examples of the IE stereotype. Not that anyone speaks in detail about logistics per se.

Oh, and the California Institution for Men near (but technically not within) Chino, California.

“The Californians” occasionally touched on the IE.

“What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be in the Chino Correctional Center in Southern California.”

“Well I escaped! I ran down an on ramp and hauled ass across the 5. And then I hitched a ride on the back of a taco truck down to where the 101 meets the 10, you know…”

Not that the 5 is anywhere near Chino…

Google Gemini. Spot the meth lab, the warehouse, and the prison.

Isn’t that…special?

The Specials, “Stereotype.”