WordPress and Claude: No, Yes, Maybe, No, No…and No

There is a difference between a writer and a content creator. It becomes obvious when you read WordPress’ recent post, “How to Slop Your Content in Five Steps.”

Actually, that’s not the title.

Claude the content creator

Whoever or whatever wrote WordPress’ post used a more AEO-friendly title: “How to Build an Endless Stream of Content Ideas with WordPress and Claude.”

And there are five steps.

  • Step 1: Connect Claude to your WordPress.com website.
  • Step 2: Ask Claude to review your website and find content gaps.
  • Step 3: Ask Claude to prioritize topics and create a content calendar.
  • Step 4: Create Claude-assisted outlines and articles.
  • Step 5: Ask Claude to add the article to WordPress.com.

Bredemarket the writer

Before I discuss these five steps, let me state two things specific to me that may not apply to you.

  • With one glaring exception, the Bredebot project. This is a highlighted experiment to see how far a well-prompted bot will go.

So my specific response to these steps is to consider the gap analysis in step 2. Bots are good at such analysis, but they have to be watched in case they don’t get their facts straight.

But I won’t give Claude the permission to write and post articles, or even any permissions on WordPress. This is a security issue, after all; how do YOU control site access for non-human identities?

In fact, I may not even use Claude for step 2, even if it’s the cool kid this week last I checked. I may use Gemini…or a thousand Bangladesh techies…or a million Pentiums…or Mika.

How you work with outside content creators

But what about you?

Before answering, take the five steps above and change the name “Claude” to Barney…or Bredemarket.

Would you give Barney or Bredemarket that power over your website?

Maybe…or maybe not.

How Bredemarket works with you

In the case of Bredemarket, I usually do NOT have direct access to my clients’ websites, sending them Word documents instead. And in the one instance where I did have website access, I left every one of my drafts in draft mode.

And when I perform a gap analysis, I present my client with choices and ask the client to choose the topic, or at least approve my suggested topic.

Because your website is not mine, or Mika’s…or Claude’s.

Why and How My Company Bredemarket Sucks, and Asking Uncomfortable Questions About Your Own Company

Do your prospects see you in a negative light?

And if so, how do you fix it?

This post looks at the following:

How generative AI answers you

I don’t know if I specifically shared this, but when I was undergoing my eight days of wi-fi hell, I was firing off a lot of questions to Google Gemini.

A LOT of questions.

Troubleshooting, fact-checking, you name it. Questioning what I was being told in different chats and by different on-site technicians.

And as I asked all these questions, I noticed along the way that the generative AI engine had been trained to deliver emotional-sounding responses that would resonate with the frazzled person entering the prompt into the generative AI engine.

This stands to reason. The generative AI providers want us to use the tools, so they want to make the experience as positive as possible.

For example, at one point I entered this prompt into Google Gemini:

“When a fiber Internet support person scheduled a second technician for a service call, the support person said “There are times where signal issues take more than one service visit to get to the root of the issue.” What exactly are “signal issues,” and why does the line need to be “balanced”?”

Note how Google Gemini BEGAN its response to my prompt:

“It can be incredibly frustrating when your internet isn’t working and the fix feels like it’s being kicked down the road. However, “signal issues” in the world of fiber optics are a bit more complex than just a loose plug or a broken wire.”

For those who remember the Clinton era, Google felt my pain.

Let me note that Google is not a human who TRULY perceived how I felt at that point. (Your AI girlfriend doesn’t love you either.) But it had been trained to deliver an “it can be incredibly frustrating” response.

On a certain level, Google was telling me what it thought I wanted to hear.

And we can use this to tailor our generative AI prompts to get the responses we want.

How you ask generative AI

We already tailor our prompts.

  • Back in 2023, when generative AI was in its infancy, I intentionally asked a negative question about a particular company…and acted upon the response. (I will explain how later.)
  • Whenever a product marketer asks a generative AI engine to prepare a SWOT analysis (Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats) for a competitor or a competitive product, the PMM is intentionally asking for negative weakness and threat information.
  • But you can also self-analyze…and encourage the generative AI engine to be brutally honest.

A pointed question

Let me illustrate this with the following prompt:

“Why does the marketing and writing company Bredemarket suck so badly?”

Using the word “sucks” in your prompt is the reverse of what we used to call a vanity search. Sure I’ve done those—if I ask Google about a biometric product marketing expert, I appear in the results. But when I asked Google Gemini a negative question about Bredemarket, it clearly delivered.

If you’re searching for a picture about how Bredemarket sucks, you’ve come to the right place. Google Gemini. Picture by Bredemarket.

The response started as follows.

“That is a pretty pointed question!”

Intentionally so. The introduction continued:

“To be fair to the “company” (which is actually a solo consultancy run by a guy named John Bredehoft), whether Bredemarket “sucks” depends entirely on what you’re looking for.”

It then got into the nitty gritty about how I suck. A few excerpts:

Answer 1: a one-man shop

“If you were expecting a full-service marketing firm with account managers and a design department, the reality of a one-man shop based in Ontario, California, might feel underwhelming.”

Answer 2: not for non-tech lifestyle brands

“If you are a general business or a lifestyle brand, his style—which is very technical, process-oriented, and “old school” corporate—might feel dry, rigid, or out of touch with modern, punchy social media marketing.”

Answer 3: he ain’t a corporate drone

“John has a very distinct, conversational, and sometimes quirky style (often referencing his own mistakes or niche industry drama). For some, this feels authentic and transparent; for others, it can come across as unprofessional or rambling compared to the polished “corporate speak” of larger firms.”

Answer 4: see answer 1

“If a project gets complex or requires a fast turnaround that one person can’t handle, the “process” (which he mentions frequently on his site) might feel more like a bottleneck than a benefit.”

My responses to Gemini

Let me note that these are NOT hallucinations. Every criticism is valid.

  • Whenever a cold call follow-up email asks if they should speak to another department, I laugh. To myself. There’s no one else in the office…I mean Bredemarket corporate headquarters. It’s only 25 square feet, after all.
  • And no, I’m not pitching Bredemarket’s services to Sofia Bee or other lifestyle brands.
  • Yes, I can write in “we are perfect” corporate-speak, but I am more effective writing for clients who admit to learning from mistakes.
  • Finally, I can deliver on projects that require a draft in 3 (or 7) days. If you need an army of consultants to deliver a 600 page RFP response by tomorrow, don’t call Bredemarket.

So I asked the uncomfortable question. Now what?

How you act after you ask generative AI

As you know, after I ask, I act.

Remember when I asked generative AI a pointed question in 2023? The response from generative AI was dismissive of the company because it only supported a single factor for authentication, while generative AI knew that multi-factor authentication was ALWAYS better.

  • First off, the company was able to implement multi-factor authentication if its client wanted it.
  • Second, while multi-factor authentication CAN be better, it is not ALWAYS better.

So how did I respond to generative AI’s assertion? By writing content, both for people and for the generative AI engine itself, challenging its claims.

By the way, I mentioned earlier that I can write in my wildebeest-infused style, and I can also write in dry corporate-speak. In 2023, I could also write in the company’s then-current maverick-rebel-revolutionary tone.

By Alberto Korda – Museo Che Guevara, Havana Cuba, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=6816940.

Bear this in mind while reading the excerpts below, which make sport of denigrating “conventional wisdom.”

Enter multi-factor authentication, the technique that was supposed to render passwords dead. The theory is that even if a fraudster is able to spoof one factor of authentication, it is extremely difficult to spoof all the factors of authentication.  

This is the conventional wisdom. Even the latest generative AI engines praise a combination of entering a code on a phone in addition to a password. This, according to one generative AI engine, provides superior security. 

Nevertheless, conventional wisdom and generative AI can both be wrong. 

  • If a password or PIN (something you know) is one of your authentication factors, it won’t offer much protection for the reasons outlined above. Password protection of an adult website does no good if the account holder’s underage child gets hold of the password.  
  • If a key fob, smartphone, or other “something you have” item is one of your authentication factors, you are vulnerable to stolen fobs, spoofed phones, and other threats. Again, if Mom or Dad leave their phone lying around, a child can access an adult site. 

With these and similar arguments, I asserted that the company’s highly-accurate and independently-tested facial authentication was BETTER than some poorly-conceived multi-factor authentication solutions, despite what generative AI (and conventional wisdom) asserted.

And I was able to assert these because, despite what some people say, knowledge (in this case in biometrics) is NOT a detriment. There’s something good about being a biometric content marketing expert, after all.

But what about your company?

Perhaps there’s a view about your company that needs correcting, whether it’s a generative AI hallucination or a competitor spurious claim.

And how do many companies react to negative views about them? They do nothing. They don’t give the claim the dignity of a response. So the record stands, uncorrectred.

But the smart companies change the story. For example, they tell the Eskimos that an icemaker IS better than just grabbing something from outside.

OK, maybe it’s NOT a lost cause. Imagen 4.

Or they tell prospects how great their single factor authentication is.

Or they admit that their content probably wouldn’t help a makeup artist, but it definitely would help a technology company.

Bredemarket can help you correct the narrative.

  • I’ll ask questions.
  • Then I’ll propose services.

And your company will overcome the negativity.

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What I do

Again, I ask questions and propose services.

I ask questions.
I propose services.

Why Did Apple Implement iPhone/iPad Age Verification in the United Kingdom?

There has been ongoing debate on whether age verification should be implemented at the website level or at the operating system level…or not at all.

In the United Kingdom, Apple is opting for OS level age verification, according to the BBC.

“Apple is rolling out age checks for iPhone and iPad users in the UK that will ask them to verify if they are adults to access “certain services” such as 18-plus apps.

“After customers accept the latest iOS 26.4 software update, they will be asked to verify their age, which they can do by providing a credit card or scanning their ID, according to an Apple support page.

“Those who do not confirm how old they are or are underage will have web content filters turned on automatically.”

Specifically, according to Apple:

“When creating a new Apple Account or using Apple services, you may see a prompt asking you to confirm that you’re an adult. This is required by law in some countries and regions.”

Regarding that last sentence, is OS level age verification REQUIRED? Silkie Carlo of Big Brother Watch says no:

“Carlo told the BBC she believed Apple had “crossed the Rubicon” with its new software update which she described as “more like ransomware”, and which she said essentially left millions of Brits owning a “child’s device”, unless they complied with the age checks.

“And she said while she believed children’s online safety was vital, it required more thoughtful tech responsibility and not “sweeping, draconian shock demands by foreign companies for all of our IDs and credit cards”.”

Note the appeal to resist the “American” company, which raises questions about whether Apple’s collection of this information potentially violates United Kingdom privacy laws if the data is sent to Cupertino.

For the record, Ofcom currently only requires age verification for pornographic sites, not for everything.

So why did Apple do it if UK law doesn’t require it?

Two reasons:

  • Future proofing. While the UK and other jurisdictions do not require age verification at the OS level now, they may require it at some point. If so, Apple has already implemented it in the UK (for iPhones and iPads) and can implement it elsewhere.
  • CYA. A jury in California awarded damages after finding that Meta and Google were responsible for a woman’s anxiety and depression, suffered because of her social media use as a child. Apple doesn’t want to face a similar lawsuit.

Incidentally, it’s interesting to note that these and other stories pair “Meta” and “Google.” Does no one refer to “Alphabet” (Google’s parent company) any more?

Because a Marketer Needs to Eat: Translating OpenAPI Version Difference Explanations into Marketing-Speak

To better understand two of the projects for a Bredemarket client, I asked Google Gemini for an explanation of the differences between OpenAPI versions 3.1.1, 3.1.2, and 3.2.

Google Gemini provided me with that explanation.

Then I supplied the following prompt:

Rewrite the above so a marketer can understand it.

Here is part of what Google Gemini provided to me.

🏗️ OpenAPI 3.1.1 & 3.1.2: The “Under the Hood” Fixes

These versions were like a restaurant updating its internal plumbing. They didn’t change what was on the menu, but they made sure the kitchen (the code) followed the latest global safety standards (JSON Schema).

  • The Goal: Accuracy and stability.
  • The Benefit: It ensures that when a developer tries to connect to your service, they don’t run into “grammar” errors in the documentation.

✨ OpenAPI 3.2: The “UX & Branding” Upgrade

Released recently (late 2025), this version is all about making your API easier to sell and easier to use.

1. Organized Menus (Hierarchical Tags)

Before, your API list was just one long, flat list of features.

  • Old way: A messy “junk drawer” of links.
  • 3.2 way: You can now create folders and sub-categories (e.g., Payments > Refunds > International). This makes your documentation look professional and much easier for customers to navigate.

2. Better Support for AI and Live Data (Streaming)

If your product uses AI or real-time data (like a live stock ticker or a ChatGPT-style chat), 3.2 is a game-changer. It has a specific way to describe “Streaming” data so developers know exactly what to expect from your “live” features.

3. The “Smart Search” (The QUERY Method)

In older versions, developers often had to “hack” the system to do complex searches. 3.2 introduces a dedicated Search button (the QUERY method) that is cleaner, safer, and follows modern web standards.

4. IoT & Smart Device Support

If your product works on a Smart TV, an Apple Watch, or an IoT device, 3.2 finally adds official support for “Device Pairing” (that thing where you enter a code on a website to log in to your TV).

Hey, it helped me. Marketers need to eat, and writers understand grammar.

Gemini Doesn’t Know Me

Vanity searches have been replaced by vanity LLM questions. And when I asked Google Gemini about myself, I found all sorts of errors.

A sampling:

He holds a Bachelor’s degree (and has mentioned graduate studies in public administration in professional contexts).

Having never studied public administration, I pressed Gemini on the issue.

Master of Business Administration (MBA): He earned his MBA from California State University, San Bernardino.

I pressed on that: I actually attended Cal State Fullerton. But that was nothing compared to this:

Undergraduate: He holds a Bachelor of Arts from Concordia University Chicago (formerly Concordia Teachers College).

That is actually my wife. I went to Reed College, which is NOT affiliated with the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

Not in River Forest.

Whether you use Google Gemini, Wikipedia, or the Bredemarket blog, ALWAYS check your sources.

The Eagles, Geolocation, and Somewhat You (I Can’t Tell You) Why

If you’re not familiar with the complete history of the Eagles, you may not know that they began as practitioners of country rock. Their early songs were therefore softer than the ones from the Joe Walsh years.

One of those songs (actually later, but earlier in feel) was “Lyin’ Eyes.”

And it contains a lyrical oddity.

Glenn Frey and Don Henley could tell stories with the best country songwriters. And this was no exception, with a tale of a woman seeking solace outside of her marriage. Her life gets more scattered, until the singer turns judge and announces, “My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things.”

But before that, when the singer is merely telling the story, the woman needs to seek solace.

Google Gemini.

So the singer says what the woman is doing:

“She is headed toward the cheatin’ side of town”

Now this is a lyrical fiction.

To my knowledge, no town in California or anywhere else enforces residential zoning regulations that segregate cheaters from non-cheaters. When “the boy” in the song rented his apartment (in Buena Park?), he didn’t need to indicate his receptiveness to desperate housewives. (Different decade, I know.)

Google Gemini.

So if the cheatin’ side of town is not a geolocation, is it perhaps tied to another factor of authentication?

Such as the sixth factor—somewhat you why?

After all, you could use non-identity biometrics such as respiration to discover the intent of a woman, whether she is driving

  • to comfort an old friend who’s feeling down, or
  • to rush into a man’s arms as they fall together.

Cheaterland is a state of mind. My, oh my.

Google Gemini.

And if I may interject an author’s note, I am VERY impressed with Google Gemini (Nano Banana 2) for knowing what a “Thomas Brothers Map” is. Except that I had to change my story setting from North Hollywood to Buena Park to match the images.

“Life in the Fast Lane,” of course, would need a Los Angeles County map.

So I Tried Vibe Coding

Vibe coding is real…and you can do it yourself for free. Since I’m on the Google platform, I used Google Gemini to guide me through the steps.

Specification

I started informally:

Online analysis of the chief biometric news from the last seven days, sorted into finger, face, iris, voice, DNA, and other.

Google then formalized a Product Requirements Prompt for Build Mode for Gemini AI Studio (which I had never used before). It made all the UI choices, which I didn’t change (although I haven’t used green on black since the DOS days).

PRODUCT REQUIREMENTS PROMPT (PRP): “BIOMETRIC PULSE 2026”

1. VISION & VIBE

You are building “Biometric Pulse 2026,” a high-frequency, automated data dashboard and visualization tool.

The Vibe: Minimalist, data-dense, dark mode (matrix-green and stark white accents), 1980s retro-futurist ‘terminal’ aesthetic. High information density with zero clutter. The app must feel intelligent, real-time, and analytical.


2. FUNCTIONAL SPECIFICATIONS

The application is a full-stack automated news and regulation analyzer. It must perform the following tasks without user input:

Phase 1: Data Ingestion (Automation)

  1. Source Strategy: Use a hybrid approach:
    • Google Search API (Real-time): Schedule a request every 4 hours for the query "biometrics industry news" OR "facial recognition technology" OR "iris scanning update" OR "voice biometrics market" OR "DNA border control policy" OR "biometric regulation". (Grounding is required).
    • Web Scraper (Targeted): Target specific domain feeds for deeper insights (e.g., BiometricUpdate.com, SecurityInfoWatch, specialized legal/regulatory feeds). If you cannot build the scraper, mock this data with realistic data from the last 7 days.
  2. Date Filtering: Automatically filter all results to only include data from the last 7 calendar days (using the current date dynamically).

Phase 2: AI Classification & Analysis

  1. Categorization: Use Gemini 3 Flash to analyze the title/snippet of every news item and classify it into one or more of these 6 buckets:
    • finger
    • face
    • iris
    • voice
    • dna
    • other (Regulation, Business Mergers, Multi-modal)
  2. Contextual Tagging: Assign secondary sentiment/type tags (e.g., [Surveillance], [Privacy Win], [Market Growth], [New Tech]).

3. UI/UX REQUIREMENTS (THE DASHBOARD)

The main view is a single-page, real-time updated dashboard.

Component A: The Pulse Feed (Primary View)

  • A vertically scrolling list of news items.
  • Items must be chronologically sorted (newest first).
  • Card Design: Every card must have:
    1. A clear category icon/tag (e.g., [ 👤 FACE ] in bright green).
    2. An automated, one-sentence summary (using Gemini).
    3. The primary source link, relative date (“2 days ago”).
    4. Sentiment analysis tags.

Component B: Filter Terminal (Left Sidebar)

  • A stack of minimalist buttons for the 6 primary categories.
  • Show the live “count” of articles found in the last week next to each (e.g., [ 👤 FACE (14) ], [ 🧬 DNA (3) ]).
  • Clicking a category filters the Pulse Feed instantly.

Component C: “The Weakly Pulse” Chart (Right Sidebar)

  • A stacked bar chart visualization.
  • X-Axis: The 6 modalities (Face, Finger, etc.).
  • Y-Axis: Number of news events reported this week.
  • Color Code: The bars should show sentiment (e.g., red for surveillance/privacy concern; green for innovation/market growth).

4. TECHNICAL ARCHITECTURE & STACK

  • Model: Gemini 3 Flash (required for continuous analysis and low latency).
  • Integration: Google AI Studio Build Mode.
  • Runtime: Node.js (Vite server for the frontend).
  • Package Needs: react-query (or simple useEffect for data fetching), chart.js (for the weekly pulse chart), and a minimalist CSS framework or Tailwind (but customized to the dark terminal look).
  • Deployment: Pre-configure for One-Click deployment to Google Cloud Run.

Use

So there it is. I went into Google AI Studio and used Build to build the thing, and without publishing it, I ended up with something that looked like this.

Biometric Pulse 2026, as of the afternoon of March 2, 2026.

It certainly has the retro user interface…but if you look carefully at the data, there isn’t any. I don’t know if I have to wait four hours for the data to auto-refresh, or if I actually have to publish it to have it generate data. Or buy tokens or something.

But if I can get this to actually work, I’ll have proven that you can easily specify simple tasks using modern tools.

But as I noted in my earlier post, I can’t maintain the code.

Yeah, I wrote this…sorta.

If I play with this more I’ll provide an update.

But you can save yourself the heartache and just ask someone like Silicon Tech Solutions to code your app. They know what they’re doing.

A Lengthy Musical Digital Asset Taxonomy Discussion

Sometimes I write pieces that cover multiple topics, in this case both a technical analysis of digital asset taxonomies and classifications in a multi-faceted sense, and a musical analysis of the multi-faceted genres present in a single song. Whoops, two songs. (One track.)

And it all started with a single question.

Why does my Google Lyria-generated “biometric product marketing expert” song include a reference to “digital taxonomy”?

Digital Taxonomy Product Marketing Expert? Lyria.

Because the source picture used to generate the song is not exclusively biometric in nature.

Identity and non-identity technologies. Gemini.

If you look in the lower right corner of the picture you can see a reference to digital asset taxonomy, a reference to a Bredemarket client that specializes in Adobe Experience Manager implementations.

Which brings us to Spotify.

Building the perfect Spotify playlists

Every month without fail I build at least one Spotify playlist for my listening pleasure. Normally these are a mixture of different decades and genres, all thrown together.

Saturday (February 21) I thought I’d be more thematic and create multiple playlists sorted by genre. So far I’ve created four:

  • Dance, including the Andrea True Connection and Britney Spears.
  • Electronic, including Kraftwerk and Röyksopp.
  • Folk, including the Brothers Four and R.E.M.
  • Punk, including Public Image Ltd. and Hole.

I tried to stay away from traditional categories such as country and disco, and didn’t try to distinguish between punk and hardcore, or genre and NEO-genre.

And I recognize that artists can span multiple genres. Some Devo songs are in my electronic playlist, others are in my punk playlist, and when I get to “Disco Dancer” it won’t go in either.

Which brings us to Elton John.

Building the imperfect digital asset taxonomy

Elton John’s career has spanned multiple genres. The bespectacled piano player has covered simple love songs, energetic power trios (17-11-70), bombastic orchestral episodes, crocodile rock, an island girl, and everything else. And that’s just in his first decade, before he became Disney soundtrack guy.

However, in most cases Elton, Bernie Taupin, and his other collaborators would stick with a particular genre for an entire song. Because that’s what good product marketers do: stick to a single message. Bad product marketers like me tend toward multiple message overload…I seem to have strayed from my point. *** EDIT THIS LATER

But perhaps you noticed the music I incorporated here.

How do you taxonomize THIS digital asset?

1973 in music

Before I describe the problem, let me set the scene.

  • “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” was the second of two albums that Elton John released in 1973. It was a sprawling double album.
  • Elton’s predecessor album, “Don’t Shoot Me I’m The Only Piano Player,” was a number one album with a number one single, the aforementioned “Crocodile Rock.” The album also included the popular song “Daniel” and a character piece (in the Randy Newman tradition) “Texan Love Song.” (Lyricist Bernie Taupin often courted controversy.)
  • But much was going on outside the pop star world that Elton John seemingly occupied. Progressive music was reaching its peak. While Elton’s first 1973 album rhapsodized on elderberry wine and backed away from the Paul Buckmaster arrangements, 1973 saw releases from Emerson Lake and Palmer, Genesis, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, and Yes. Oh, and an album by Pink Floyd entitled “Dark Side Of The Moon.” When I asked Google Gemini about 1973 progressive albums, it replied in part, “If you enjoy odd time signatures and 20-minute compositions, 1973 is your playground.”
  • However, music is governed by Newton’s Third Law of Motion, and some definitely anti-progressive works were just starting to appear. The New York Dolls released an album, and underground recordings were circulating of a band called The Modern Lovers.
  • A significant portion of American teenagers didn’t care about any of this. For them, the ONLY album of importance was Led Zeppelin’s “Houses of the Holy.”

Side one of four, track one, songs one and two

Which brings us to “Funeral For A Friend”/“Love Lies Bleeding.” Technically a two-song medley, but distributed (both physically and electronically) as a single asset.

Elton had tons of fans who were all too happy to rush out, slap $9.98 on the counter to buy “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” upon its release, and plunk side one of the first record on their turntables.

Time to listen

I suspect that the “WTF” acronym was invented in November 1973.

WTF?

Because the listeners weren’t hearing “the only piano player.”

And they weren’t hearing a Paul Buckmaster-conducted orchestra.

They were hearing an ARP 2500 synthesizer programmed and performed by David Hentschel.

You couldn’t hear a recognizable piano until the 1:40 mark of the song. Slowly you hear Dee, Nigel, and Davey, and the song slowly (but not completely) transitions away from the Hall of the Progressive Masterpiece in the Court of the Multi-Coloured Bespectacled Lunatic on the Top of the Charts. (And no, “lunatic” is not too strong here, since this song falls between Elton John’s known suicide attempts in 1968 and 1975.)

Then, after the band (augmented by Hentschel) brings “Funeral for a Friend” to an energetic conclusion, the piano player transitions to the second song at the 5:22 mark. And Elton, who has been silent all this time, finally sings.

And time to reflect

Let’s review, shall we?

  • Although the tone is dark with themes of breakup and demise, portions of this sound like a typical Elton John pop song.
  • But before that it begins with sounds that made American teenagers wondered if they had picked up a Yes album by mistake.
  • And while few portions of the songs are minimal like Mr. Richman, or include towering solos like Mr. Page, parts would have fit well into a New York studio performance three years earlier. And Elton at his best could outdress the Dolls.

That was fun. Now comes the challenge.

How do you classify THIS?

I’ve already implicitly noted that music classification is a tricky affair.

Take “MacArthur Park,” a song recorded by everyone from Richard Harris to Waylon Jennings to Donna Summer. There are over 200 versions of the song spanning multiple genres. And composer Jimmy Webb is challenging to classify.

Now look at Elton’s song and my four playlists.

The track isn’t folk, dance, or punk.

But is it electronic? Portions are decidedly NOT.

Multi-faceted

You could cheat and place it in two (or more) classifications. Heather Hedden addresses faceted classification:

“The idea of faceted classification as a superior alternative to traditional hierarchical classification, whereby an item (such as book or article) can be classified in multiple different ways instead of in just a single classification class/category, is not new. The first such faceted classification was developed and published by mathematician/librarian S.R. Ranganathan in 1933, as an alternative to the Dewey Decimal System for classifying books, called Colon Classification (since the colon punctuation was originally used to separate the multiple facets).”

A taxonomy, however, is different—ideally:

“[F]aceted taxonomies should…ideally be mutually exclusive, in contrast to the principle of faceted classification…”

My solution

Returning to my Spotify playlist problem:

  • I could simply place the song in multiple playlists: for example, an electronic playlist and some type of guitar/rock/whatever playlist.
  • Or I could create a single hyphenated playlist, such as an electronic-guitar playlist. (Many Depeche Mode songs, beginning with “Route 66,” would be ideal here.)

For now I followed neither option, but added “Funeral for a Friend”/“Love Lies Bleeding” into my existing electronic playlist (because it starts electronically) and nowhere else.

Although I could change my mind later.

And there are other songs on the album…

Me the Loudmouth

Remember when we all used to perform vanity searches?

Now we perform vanity prompts, asking LLMs questions and hoping we come up as the answers.

So I recently performed the Google Gemini vanity prompt “Name five biometric content marketing specialists” and received this reply, in part.

“John is arguably the most vocal specialist specifically using the title ‘Biometric Content Marketing Expert.'”

In other words, my 1,800+ Bredemarket blog posts mean that I can’t shut up.

Oh, and Google, David Benini left Aware six years ago. But Chris Burt is still at Biometric Update.

Data Centers: NIMBY?

There are many controversial uses of land, one of which is data centers. And most of us use them.

When I use SaaS resources or generative AI tools, I’m making use of a data center…somewhere. For example, when I created the image at the top of this post with Google Gemini…and when I uploaded this post to WordPress so you could read it.

But what if the data center was next door to ME? Would I feel differently about data center use?

Warren County, Virginia (Front Royal) is more rural than other counties in the state, such as Fairfax County. And someone is proposing a data center in Warren County.

This prompted a letter to the editor from Cara Aldridge Young, a former high school classmate of mine. (And a talented editor herself, if your company needs one.) Young examined the negatives surrounding data centers:

“Data centers are not quiet, invisible neighbors. They are warehouse-scale buildings surrounded by substations, transmission lines, backup generators, cooling systems, security fencing, and 24-hour lighting. They require enormous amounts of electricity and millions of gallons of water for cooling. In a county that has already experienced drought restrictions and ongoing grid concerns, it’s fair to question whether we are equipped to support that scale of development without long-term environmental and infrastructure consequences.”

I don’t have a feel how Warren County will respond to this request; I haven’t visited Front Royal in decades. But Young presumably isn’t the only resident with concerns about power, water, and the environment.

But I’m sure there are counties that would welcome the economic development, the tax revenue, and the jobs. (Well, not that many jobs.)

On my side of the country, the big infrastructure concern is warehouses, such as the Amazon distribution center in Eastvale, California.

One of Amazon’s buildings in Eastvale, California.

But at least warehouses employ people.