Quarterly Close

I couldn’t wait to share this Google Lyria song, “Quarterly Close.” (Public Domain, of course.)

I will be using this song in a video that will be posted to the Bredemarket blog, to my Facebook and LinkedIn Bredemarket pages, and on my Bredemarket YouTube channel.

But you’ll have to wait to see it.

Until Monday, June 29, 2026 at 6:00 am Pacific Daylight Time.

In other words…near the quarterly close.

Friday Facebook Failure Fun

This morning I wanted to use the Facebook app to reshare a couple of Bredemarket posts, but couldn’t switch to my Bredemarket profile.

Then I got a login screen.

Then I got a query error.

So I tried going to Facebook’s mobile website and got this.

Facebook.

According to The Independent, it’s not just me.

“Facebook has gone down in what appears to be a huge outage.

“The problems took down Facebook Messenger as well as the main app and website. Other Meta services such as Instagram and WhatsApp appeared to stay largely online, despite using shared systems behind the scenes, though some products such as Instagram’s website also suffered from issues.”

As a reminder, Bredemarket is also on LinkedIn.

Despite the Friction, I Read This Message Anyway. And Wished I Hadn’t.

I simplified my social life a few months ago by no longer posting on Instagram. I don’t even have Instagram on my phone any more.

But Instagram Meta-relative Facebook is “nice” enough to inform me when I receive Instagam messages, as well as unsolicited Instagram message requests. Which I obvously can’t read on my phone (in part because I also removed Meta for Business).

Joining the “brand ambassador” inner circle

So one day when I happened to be on my laptop, I brought up my Instagram account. I wanted to see the latest message request, reportedly from “Navin Nandra”…even though I already knew it was in a languge using the Cyrillic alphabet. And probably wouldn’t bring Bredemarkeet a ton of business.

So here’s what I had to do:

  • Go from my phone to my laptop.
  • Log in to Instagram.
  • Find my message requests.
  • Translate the message request that I received.

After translating, I was right in guessing that this was a waste of time. Here is how the message began:

“Good day! This is the brand manager for the clothing brand PRIME Wear

“I’m messaging you from a tech/alternative account—we use these to avoid getting blocked by Instagram Direct limits.

“We absolutely love your style and the content on your blog!

We would love to invite you to join our inner circle of PRIME brand ambassadors.”

Um, no. These “we love your style” messages are always amusing to me. Especially when account number one tells you to contact account number two. Because reasons.

Google Gemini.

Yeah, “ambassador.” My last name isn’t Jenner, and my look isn’t Jenner either.

Google Gemini.

The underlying scams

So I asked Google Gemini about the scam behind these amazing offers, because I suspected a scam. To please me, Google Gemini said that there are scams related to this. I could have fact-checked this on a live web page, but I had already wasted too much time on this.

Here’s one of Gemini’s reported scams:

You are told you have been “hand-picked” to represent the brand. They offer to send you jewelry, sunglasses, or clothing for “free” so you can take photos with it.

  • The Catch: They give you a discount code that brings the item’s cost to $0, but you have to pay $10 to $15 for shipping.
  • The Reality: The brand is usually a front for a dropshipping operation. They buy the items from bulk wholesale sites for less than $1. Your “shipping fee” actually covers the cost of the item and gives the scammer a profit.
  • The Outcome: You paid full retail price (or more) for a low-quality, cheap item, while giving them free advertising.

Bad enough, but it could get a lot worse.

Some requests are much more malicious. A “talent scout” or “brand manager” will message you offering high-paying sponsorships ($500+ per post), even if you only have a few hundred followers.

  • The Catch: To “set up the partnership” or “verify your account,” they send you a link to a portal or ask for your 2FA (Two-Factor Authentication) code.
  • The Reality: The link leads to a fake Instagram login page designed to harvest your password. If you give them a 2FA code, they will immediately change the email associated with your account, lock you out, and hold your account hostage or use it to scam your friends.

So “Navin Nandra” is now blocked. And I can avoid Instagram again for a while.

I Had to Ask Why AI-generated Facebook Posts Are So Long

After encountering yet another Facebook post that seemed to go on forever, I asked Google Gemini the “why” question.

But note the last sentence of my prompt.

Why do people who use AI authored text for Facebook posts choose text that is twice as long as it needs to be? Answer succinctly.

Google Gemini’s succinct reply

People generally use overly long AI-generated text for Facebook posts for a few key reasons:

  • The “Default” Bias: Most AI models are trained to be thorough and helpful, so their default output leans verbose. Users often just copy and paste the first result without editing it down.
  • Perceived Value: There is a psychological bias where users feel a longer, more detailed post looks higher-effort, more authoritative, or more “professional,” even if it’s repetitive.
  • Keyword Stuffing: Users sometimes ask the AI to include specific hashtags, emojis, and keywords for algorithmic reach, which naturally inflates the word count.
  • Lack of Curation: Many people using AI for casual social media don’t want to spend time editing, defeating the purpose of using a “shortcut” tool in the first place.

Bredemarket Social Focus, March 29, 2026

After a month, I expanded things a bit.

Bredemarket is focusing on the channels that matter:

As of March 29

And no, the unsubscribable Instagram is not in my current mix.

When Companies Can’t Target Prospects Under Age 16

If you’re on a platform such as Facebook, you sometimes receive advertisements that are VERY specific. Such as, “This is the perfect drink holder for California white males over the age of 50!” It’s almost as if they know everything about you…because they do.

Unless you implement privacy restrictions and don’t allow platform advertisers to reference your personal information.

Of course, if the advertiser isn’t able to narrowcast directly to you, the advertiser will broadcast to everybody.

And Facebook will start showing you advertisements in Chinese.

Qiaobi.

And if you complain to Facebook and ask why you’re seeing Chinese ads, Facebook will simply reply, “We are prohibited from using your personal information. Since there are a billion Chinese, we take a guess that you’re Chinese and show you those ads.”

Which brings us to age and social media.

The Under 16s Are Blocklisted

Back when Marky Mark created The Facebook, he initially targeted college-age users. But as time went on, Facebook and its competitors started aiming for younger ages.

This makes sense. Advertisers want to target consumers who are suspectible to changing their minds and are not set in their ways. So while a super kewl soft drink manufacturer isn’t going to target me, it is going to target 18 year olds…and 16 year olds…and 14 year olds…and 12 year olds.

A recent DKC report stated that 42% of all household spending is influenced by 8- to 14-year-olds, and that this age group is DIRECTLY spending over $100 billion per year.

So you can bet that advertisers are clamoring to purchase ad time on Facebook, TikTok, and the other social media services to get a pipeline to the brains of these 8 to 14 year olds…whoops, 12 to 14 year olds, since most social media services require you to be at least 12 years old to have an account.

But what if access to that entire age group is cut off entirely?

We’re seeing all over the world that jurisdictions are enacting or trying to enact bans on the use of social media for people under 16 years of age. The latest country to propose such a move is Indonesia:

“Authorities in the country, which is Southeast Asia’s largest economy, said Friday they expect social media platforms to deactivate the accounts of under-16s from March 28, starting with YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Threads, X, Bigo Live and Roblox.”

In other words, all the popular sites that teens love.

And in certain jurisdictions, the companies will implement age verification and age estimation technology to ensure that kids don’t like about their ages to get in.

Assuming these prohibitions stand, this causes a huge problem for B2C marketers that target teens: how do you market to them when the direct pipelines to this age group are cut off?

I’m just thankful that Bredemarket and its clients sell to adults. You don’t really see 13 year olds buying biometric technology.

What is the Difference Between “Bredemarket Identity Firm Services” and “Bredemarket”?

I’m putting myself in the shoes of someone reading stuff on LinkedIn or Facebook.

  • At one point, the reader may encounter a reference to “Bredemarket.”
  • At another point, the reader may encounter a reference to “Bredemarket Identity Firm Services.”

Are “Bredemarket” and “Bredemarket Identity Firm Services” two separate entities?

No.

They overlap.

So if your specific interest is biometrics, or secure documents, or other identity factors, visit Bredemarket Identity Firm Services.

If your interests are more general (such as product marketing), visit Bredemarket.