Inspired by Alan Beck’s Facebook post.

This book about how to pretend you’re an A.I expert on social media is a GAME CHANGER 🔥
Chapter 3, page 47: steal other people’s posts that are going viral and post them as your own.
Why didn’t I think of that?
But if you haven’t already figured it out, Alan’s book in the last picture—and my book in the next picture—are fake.

Although perhaps I could slop the book. Here’s the introduction; Google Gemini just has to write the rest.
Google Gemini’s Introduction to the book Buy Anything You See on the Internet Using AI
In today’s endless digital marketplace, the challenge is rarely finding something to buy—it is finding the exact thing you want amidst an ocean of results. Whether you spot a sleek pair of sneakers in a passing crowd, a unique piece of vintage furniture in a background photo, or an unnamed kitchen gadget featured in a short video clip, traditional search engines often fail us. Keying in descriptive keywords like “blue patterned tie” or “retro desk lamp” usually yields thousands of irrelevant listings, leaving shoppers feeling frustrated. Artificial intelligence changes this equation entirely, turning any image, screenshot, or vague idea into an instant, actionable doorway to purchasing.
This book serves as your complete blueprint for mastering AI-driven shopping tools to locate and buy virtually anything you encounter online or in the physical world. By leveraging multimodal AI models, visual recognition engines, and smart browser extensions, you can bypass traditional keyword search limitations altogether. You will learn how to feed real-world visual input into AI systems, extract hidden metadata, track down obscure suppliers, compare prices dynamically across global storefronts, and verify product authenticity before committing your hard-earned money.
Navigating this new era of commerce requires more than just knowing which apps to download; it demands a strategic understanding of how AI interprets visuals, text, and seller reputations. As automated agents and smart shopping assistants become more integrated into our daily browsing habits, the boundary between seeing an item and owning it has virtually disappeared. By the time you finish this guide, you will possess the practical skills and confidence needed to turn any visual discovery on the internet into a seamless, successful purchase.
Chapter Outline
- Chapter 1: The Death of the Keyword – Understanding how visual AI and multimodal models are replacing traditional search engines in e-commerce.
- Chapter 2: Master of the Snap – How to take, crop, and optimize photos and screenshots for maximum AI visual recognition accuracy.
- Chapter 3: Decoding the Unseen – Using AI vision tools to identify brand names, materials, and design details from obscure or low-resolution images.
- Chapter 4: The Global Sourcing Engine – Reverse-image searching and prompt engineering techniques to find original manufacturers, wholesale suppliers, and direct distributors.
- Chapter 5: Smart Bargain Hunting – Automating price comparisons, tracking dynamic discount codes, and setting up intelligent price-drop alerts.
- Chapter 6: Dodging Scams & Knockoffs – Leveraging AI to analyze seller trustworthiness, verify product reviews, and spot counterfiet listings.
- Chapter 7: The Future of Autonomous Shopping – How AI agents will soon handle product selection, negotiation, and automated checkout on your behalf.
John again, plugging a REAL book
Once I saw the first words of the introduction, I groaned. Endless digital marketplace?
But if you have an interest in the factors of identity verification and authentication, I know of a real book you can buy….my book.

Why are identity verification and authentication important? How do you perform identity verification and authentication?
Drawing on over 30 years of expertise in biometrics and identity technology, I go beyond the traditional three-factor and five-factor models to explore a comprehensive six-factor framework. From the vulnerability of passwords to the innovative science of DNA and behavioral biometrics, this book provides a deep dive into how we prove who we are—and how fraudsters try to stop us.
Here are the contents of the real book:
- Preface
- Introduction
- The First Factor: Something You Know
- The Second Factor: Sonething You Have
- The Third Factor: Something You Are
- The Fourth Factor: Something You Do
- The Fifth Factor: Somewhere You Are
- The Sixth Factor: Somewhat You Why
- Multi-Factor Authentication
- Conclusion
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