How to (Almost) Sell Anything to Anyone

Marketers, have you ever used someone else’s marketing as an opportunity to market your own solution?

I’ll confess that I’m haunting online conversations about the Kettering Chick-fil-A age assurance issue and adding a technical spin to the conversations.

But I’m not the only one doing this.

I admire the effort of this person who recently emailed me:

“Hi John,

“Your recent post about the 22 types of content product marketers create caught my eye. It echoes what we’ve been seeing with global teams – managing diverse content across borders can be as complex as handling cross-border payroll.”

The emailer then launched into a pitch for his cross-border payroll solution.

While I give the emailer an A+ for effort, the emailer didn’t do his research on his prospect. His prospect, me:

  • Focuses his business on the U.S. (with one exception that you may have seen me mention).
  • Is a sole proprietor, and therefore does not handle payroll in any country.

Good effort though, even though I’m not one of the emailer’s hungry people (target audience).

And if you want to know about the 22 types of content product marketers create, NOW ENDORSED BY A CROSS-BORDER PAYROLL EXPERT, read my post here.

LMM vs. LMM vs. LMM (Acronyms Are Delirious With Joy)

I’ve previously noted that the acronym LLM can represent a large multimodal model.

(Not to be confused with large language model. But I digress.)

And I’ve also noted that LMM can mean a large medical model.

But healthcare professionals aren’t the only ones adopting this acronym. Enter the marketers at WPP Media.

Large marketing model

“You might have heard us talking a lot lately about something pretty exciting: Open Intelligence, our new AI-powered data solution.  And along with that, we’ve been dropping the term the world’s first Large Marketing Model (LMM)…”

Large multimodal, medical, and marketing models. Imagen 4.

Although marketers could clearly use large multimodal models. Oh well.

So why do we marketers need our own generative AI model?

“In the context of marketing, this can extend to understanding customers, audiences, channels, and creative.”

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Which I guess the general-purpose engines are too generic to handle.

Dedicated

But Open Intelligence (the LMM) apparently can.

“[Open Intelligence] has been trained to understand and predict audience behavior and marketing performance based on patterns derived from real-time data about how people engage with content, brands, platforms, and products.”

It has been trained on “trillions of signals across more than 350 partners in over 75 markets.” Trillions of signals sounds like an impressive feature, but what if there are actually quadrillions of signals?

Are there other LMMs?

And are we going to get more of these special purpose models?

  • Large meteorological model? (We have those already.)
  • Large macroeconomic model? (Those too.)
  • Large microbiological model?
  • Large metaphysical model? (Don’t ask.)
  • Large mythological model? (Really don’t ask.)
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Asking For Connections From My Street Team

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I’m asking for a connection favor from the people who read this, my street team.

The ask

Here is the ask:

  • If you know a technology Chief Marketing Officer or other leader…
  • …who faces challenges in content, proposals, or analysis…
  • …and can use consulting help:

Ask your marketing leader to visit https://bredemarket.com/mark/ to learn about Bredemarket’s marketing and writing services:

  • The why, how, what, and who about Bredemarket’s ability to drive content results.
  • What I can do for your marketing leader.
  • Who uses my services; I’ve worked in many technology industries.
  • My collaborative process with Bredemarket’s clients.

The connection

If they like what they see, they can connect with me by booking a free 30 minute content needs assessment meeting with me, right from the https://bredemarket.com/mark/ page.

The reward

Thank you, street team. No monetary commission, but I can give you a shout out and  a personal AI-generated wildebeest picture on Bredemarket’s blog and social media empire. Yes, even TikTok (if it’s still legal).

Actually, I already owe a shout out to Roger Morrison, who has supported Bredemarket for years and has supported me personally for decades. Roger offers extensive experience in multiple biometric modalities (finger, face, Iris, voice), identity credentials, and broadband and other technologies. Despite attending the wrong high school in Arlington, Virginia (should have gone to Wakefield), he is very knowledgeable and very supportive. Warning: Roger is NOT bland or generic.

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Why Products With No Competition Actually Have Competition

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I’ve said this before. If a company says it has no competition, run far away.

There are always alternatives.

I’m revisiting the “we have no competition” topic, because I have another point to make. If you claim your firm’s product has no competition because of its robust unmatched feature set, why are you still broke?

Take this example: the Uneek Combination Oven-Microwave.

A young woman left her family home and moved into her own apartment in the city.

A small studio apartment.

Her apartment was a very tiny studio apartment. Because of the lack of space, the woman equipped the apartment’s small kitchen area with a space-saving appliance that was a combination oven and microwave.

This was truly a product that had no competition, because its feature set was unequaled by most cooking appliances on the market. Everything else was either an oven or a microwave, not both.

The Uneek Combination Oven-Microwave.

So by logic this product should have commanded a 99% market share because of its extensive feature set, right?

Yet it didn’t.

Labor Day sale soon.

Because this product actually had competitors.

  • Stand-alone ovens.
  • Stand-alone microwaves.
  • Takeout food which ensured that you needed neither an oven nor a microwave.
  • And cold food.
No need to cook tonight.

The biggest competitor against ANY product is simply buying nothing at all.

After all, buying nothing at all has by far the lowest price.

At least in the short term.

How Can CMOs Serve Hungry Prospects With Expert Biometric Content?

How can CMOs serve hungry prospects with expert biometric content?

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Biometric product companies offer a tasty mixture of fingerprint, face, iris, voice, DNA, and other biometric hardware and software. These companies employ Chief Marketing Officers (CMOs) responsible for their firms’ inbound product marketing. Hungry prospects devour any content the firm can provide, and the CMOs devour any employee or contractor who can provide the necessary content.

The CMO will appreciate this seasoned quote from Lee Densmer:

“Companies are outsourcing the writing at great expense….[I]t is a heavy lift to make sure daily content for the platform is useful, relevant, and align with your business. Outsourcing doesn’t really work unless the writer really knows your business, is in touch with corporate leaders, and stays on top of trends.”

Read Densmer’s article: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-linkedin-b2b-growth-hard-right-now-what-youre-doing-lee-densmer-pqvgc

So if you’re a content-devouring CMO at a biometric company, doesn’t it make sense to contract with Bredemarket’s biometric product marketing expert to serve a delicious dinner of your content needs?

Talk to Bredemarket: https://bredemarket.com/mark/

(And yes, it is almost lunchtime. Why do you ask?)

Painting a Picture: The Content Challenges of a Biometric Chief Marketing Officer

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If this reads odd, there’s a reason.

Imagine a Chief Marketing Officer sitting at her desk, wondering how she can overcome her latest challenge within three weeks.

She is a CMO at a biometric software company, and she needs someone to write the first two entries in a projected series of blog posts about the company’s chief software product. The posts need to build awareness, and need to appeal to prospects with some biometric knowledge.

So she contacts the biometric product marketing expert, John E. Bredehoft of Bredemarket, via his meeting request form, and schedules a Google Meet for the following meeting.

At the scheduled time she joins the meeting from her laptop on her office desk and sees John on the screen. John is a middle-aged Caucasian man with graying hair. He is wearing wire-rimmed glasses with a double bridge. He has a broad smile, with visible lines around his eyes and mouth. His eyes are brown  and appear to be looking directly at the camera. He is wearing a dark blue collared shirt. While his background is blurred, he appears to be in a room inside his home, with a bookcase and craft materials in the background.

After some pleasantries and some identity industry chit chat, John started asking some questions. Why? How? What? Goal? Benefits? Target audience (which he called hungry people)? Emotions? Plus some other questions.

They discussed some ideas for the first two blog posts, each of which would be about 500 words long and each of which would cost $500 each. John pledged to provide the first draft of the first post within three calendar days.

After the call, the CMO had a good feeling. John knew biometrics, knew blogging, and had some good ideas about how to raise the company’s awareness. She couldn’t wait to read Bredemarket’s first draft.

If you are in the same situation as the CMO is this story, schedule your own meeting with Bredemarket by visiting the https://bredemarket.com/mark/ URL and filling out the Calendly form.

Remember how I warned you that this post was going to read odd? In case you’re wondering about the unusual phrasing—including a detailed description of what I look like—it’s because I fed the entire text of this blog post to Google Gemini. Preceded by the words “Draw a realistic picture of.” And here’s what I got.

Imagen 4. I’m not on the screen, but I like the content ideas.
Imagen 4. With the bookcases. And I’ve never had a beard.
Imagen 4. But that’s not blurred.

The Source of Bredemarket’s Content Creator Questions 1-3 of 7

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Perhaps you’ve seen Bredemarket’s ebook “Seven Questions Your Content Creator Should Ask You.

If you didn’t already know this, I took the first three questions, in order, from Simon Sinek.

Regarding Sinek’s three questions, see the HubSpot post “3 Key Marketing Takeaways from Simon Sinek’s ‘Start With Why.’”

These three questions, as well as others—there are more than seven—form the first part of Bredemarket’s engagement with its clients. I ask, then I act.

I ask, then I act.

If you would like to learn more about Bredemarket’s marketing and writing services, visit my “Content for Tech Marketers” page at bredemarket.com/mark

Is Biometric Authentication Marketing Profitable?

When a company such as Bredemarket promotes itself, often we don’t know who is receiving the marketing messages. Therefore, we have to BROADCAST.

When we do know who is receiving our messaging, we can NARROWCAST.

Hmmm…how could we know this?

Ask TLG Marketing.

“Businesses are rapidly adopting biometric authentication marketing as it serves a dual purpose: enhancing security and providing a customized marketing experience.”

But does it pay? Yes.

“By integrating fingerprint recognition technology, a retail company optimized its app experience, leading to a 20% increase in online sales. In another case, a banking institution used facial recognition for secure and quick authentication, resulting in a customer service rating boost of 25%.”

There are ways other than biometrics to know who your prospects are, but knowledge based authentication (KBA) such as passwords has its weaknesses. With KBA you may not be interacting with your prospects, but with your prospect’s spouse or child.

JOE’S ALCOHOL EMPORIUM: Evelyn, what types of alcohol do you prefer?

EVELYN’S TEENAGE SON WHO KNOWS HER PASSWORD IS HIS BIRTHDATE: 200 proof, man! Let’s get wasted!

Bredemarket has created targeted, segmented content, including individualized content. Let me help you communicate with your individual prospects. Talk to me.

Tech marketers, are you afraid?

Unable to Uncapsulize

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I just emailed the Bredemarket mailing list and included “capsulizes” in the text.

I subsequently decided that I should have used “encapsulates” instead.

Too late.

But it’s better to send a fair email than not send one at all.

If you want to receive Bredemarket emails composed in “the perfect is the enemy of the good” spirit, subscribe.

Animals and Marketing

The experts who do NOT recommend letting ChstGPT run your marketing program DO recommend projecting authenticity in your communications.

But some prospects don’t like authenticity because it is too real and not “professional.”

I’ve alluded to the story of a group of people that knew me well. But of that group, only two felt moved to subscribe to the Bredemarket Instagram account. And one of those two subsequently unsubscribed.

Maybe the wildebeests were the problem.

The problem with people knowing you well is that they know you well…and know the wildebeests more than they want to. And when someone is focused on important business information, one wombat may be one wombat too many.

But not one koala. They have fingerprints, after all.

The lesson learned from this group?

When selecting your target audience, don’t market to satiated people.

Not hungry people.