Maybe These Artificial Luxuries Can Only Compensate (Taking Stefan Gladbach Seriously)

Product marketer Stefan Gladbach (the guy who masterminded the “A PMM Christmas” video) has dispensed some sage advice on how to be a millionaire.

Here’s the “too long; didn’t watch” version.

• Be deceptive about wealth.

• Sell garbage.

• Lose morals.

But because I am a product marketing expert (albeit in biometrics, not monetization), I have improved on Gladbach’s inferior suggestions.

Rather than arranging for Robin Leach-inspired “rich and famous” Ferrari/Rolex photo shoots (Stefan’s first point) and laboriously writing up an expensive course (his second point), I assigned the tasks to AI. This offers the added benefit of satisfying Stefan’s third point, losing all morals.

So here is my course, thanks to Google Gemini. But don’t tell anyone that.