The Freelancers Union (Justifiably) Hops on the Dolly Parton Bandwagon

(Image By RCA Records – eBayfrontback, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=198249472)

Content creators, me included, like to hop on ANY trendy bandwagon as long as it applies to our business purpose.

And even if the trend does NOT apply to our business purpose, but that’s a topic for another day.

But the Freelancers Union, despite being in New York City, has apparently heard of the passing of Dolly Parton. (Something I noted earlier, although hobbled by Google Gemini image generation restrictions.)

See the Union’s blog post, “3 Lessons Freelancers Can Learn from Dolly Parton.”

What the heck does Parton have to do with freelancing? Well, an email I received reminds us:

“After all, Dolly was a freelancer, too.”

True. I don’t know about the details of Parton’s contracts, but I assume she was not an employee of her record label, and therefore contracted with the label…perhaps as an individual entity, or possibly as a self-owned corporation.

But what were the Union’s three lessons that Parton imparted to us?

  1. “Some things can be just for you.” In Parton’s case, it was her marriage to her husband Carl Dean, who kept a low profile. I also keep a low profile on some things.
  2. “Collaborate, collaborate, collaborate.” Parton not only collaborated musically, but also in other areas. Her movie “9 to 5” is a prime example. Another example is Dollywood, co-owned by Herschend Family Entertainment, who brought the theme park experience necessary to bring Parton’s vision to life.
  3. “Know your worth.” Over the last few days the story of Elvis Presley’s desire to record “I Will Always Love You” has been frequently shared. As was the catch: Colonel Tom Parker insisted that for every song Presley recorded, Presley (and Parker) would get a cut of the publishing rights. Parton knew her worth.

Of course, the Freelancers Union wants us freelancers to apply these lessons to our own businesses.

Do I know my worth?

When a Person or NPE Has Multiple Names

How do you identify someone or something that is referred to by multiple names?

Today the NPE in the news is Lake Ontario / America, which brings to mind the previously renamed Gulf of Mexico / America.

But there are other examples, such as Deutschland / Alemania / Germany.

Or take the two people who I referenced in my prior post, but not by their legal names.

Not Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean and Timothy James Curry. Google Gemini.

Or what if two people use the SAME name, such as Mick Jones the English guitarist and…Mick Jones the English guitarist?

Not Mick Jones and Mick Jones. Grok.

There is no universally accepted registry of unique identifiers for people, countries, gulfs, or lakes.

I learned this the hard way. I publicly use the name John E. Bredehoft because I didn’t want people to confuse me with the Virginia lawyer John Bredehoft or the Alabama plumber John Bredehoft…or vice versa.

Well, the lawyer is John M. Bredehoft, so the distinction helped.

The other John E. Bredehoft, from Dignity Memorial.

But the Alabama plumber sadly passed away in 2023, and only then did I learn that HIS middle initial is also E.

Dolly, Tim, and Facial Recognition

Let’s be trendy and mention one similarity between the late Dolly Parton and the late Tim Curry: both were famous for wearing wigs. And wigs can surprisingly affect facial recognition.

  • Dolly’s love of huge wigs was only rivaled by Dolly’s huge…no I won’t go there.
  • Tim was featured in a number of acting roles, but he famously wore a wig in his Rocky Horror stage and screen appearances.

Now in theory wigs shouldn’t affect facial recognition at all. Facial recognition prioritizes features that are less prone to change, such as the distance between the eyes. Even without using wigs, hair changes shape and color all the time.

But when Joseph Steinberg panicked after learning about Clearview AI, he offered tips about how to keep it and other facial recognition systems from identifying you. This is one of them:

“Style your hair and apply your makeup in ways that undermine the ability of facial recognition systems to analyze facial features.

“The first goal in this regard is to utilize hair or makeup in ways that substantially block portions of your face (especially your the eyes, nose, and forehead and the location where these features intersect), and that, thereby, cause facial recognition blocking in many systems and not realize that your face is a face—so they don’t even try to match and identify it.”

Anything that obscures these unchangeable features makes facial recognition systems less accurate.

Maybe Parton and Curry didn’t adopt a “hair over one eye” hairstyle…but some people have.