On Friday night I asked Google Gemini to author some AI slop quotes that incorporated these four elements (thanks Alex P.): embracing storms, building bridges, planting seeds, and becoming an eagle.
Gemini disappointed me, but that was my intent.
- “Every storm is just nature’s way of washing away all the stuff you stupidly left outside.”
- “Build a bridge and get over it, preferably before you realize you have zero civil engineering experience and it collapses.”
- “If you can’t handle me at my violent electrical thunderstorm, you don’t deserve me at my lukewarm drizzle.”
- “Plant seeds today so that forty years from now, you can complain about who is going to rake all these useless leaves.”
- “Don’t just build a bridge—charge a exorbitant toll so everyone knows you’ve grown as a person.”
- “Fly like an eagle, mainly so you can legally scavenge roadkill without anyone calling the health department.”
- “Plant a seed of hope today, but keep in mind that birds will probably just eat it in twenty minutes.”
- “Soar high like an eagle to look down on everyone else, but remember that high-altitude winds make it very easy to crash into a power line.”
- “Embrace the storm by standing directly in the open field holding a massive metal rod of ambition.”
- “Become an eagle: majestic, solitary, and technically a severe threat to local small livestock.”
But if I’m going to post slop motivational quotes in the Bredemarket blog, they should at least relate to my interests.
Frenetic work ahead.
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