The 90 Second Bredemarket Pitch? Too Long!

Late last year I developed a video entitled “Bredemarket: Services, Process, and Pricing.” You don’t have time to sit through a 90 minute timeshare presentation, do you? So I developed a 90 second Bredemarket pitch, including the pricing, so that you know in less than 2 minutes whether you can afford me or not.

In other words, Johnny got wordy again.

I’ve done this before, when my team developed 4+ page competitive analyses and I called them “battlecards.” Heck, that’s a WAR card.

In the same way, something that is 90 seconds long isn’t a “pitch.” It’s an entire at bat.

The 30 Second Bredemarket Pitch

So I trimmed. So long, wildebeests. Farewell, Seven Questions. Auf wiedersehen, review cycle lengths. Goodbye, fluff.

And got it down to 30 seconds.

With my ska slop song. Keep moving!

Bredemarket: Services, Process, and Pricing in 30 seconds. Revised 10/28/2026.

Now that seems reasonable…except that Major League Baseball changed its rules regarding pitch length. With no runners on base, a pitcher only has 15 seconds to deliver. Not 30. And definitely not 90.

Forget trimming. Time for the hacksaw.

The 15 Second Bredemarket Pitch

So I hacked more things. My biometric product marketing expertise. Mention of most of my packages.

And ended up with this.

(9/27 later in the day: this pitch video is already out of date. See the newer one at https://bredemarket.com/watch-book/.)

Bredemarket: Services, Process, and Pricing in 15 seconds. Revised 10/28/2026.

This may be the limit. I don’t think I can cover all three topics in 5 seconds.

What do you think?

If you have more than 15 seconds, you can get additional information and book a free meeting at https://bredemarket.com/mark/.

Google Gemini. Sorry Jackie.

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