“If you’re not careful, you might learn something before it’s done.”
(Quote from William H. Cosby, M.A., Ed.D., L.H.D. (resc), from the Fat Albert TV show theme song. From https://www.streetdirectory.com/lyricadvisor/song/upujwj/fat_albert/.)
When I write about space aliens, there’s a reason. And that reason may be to warn identity vendors that silence is NOT golden.
Fake LinkedIn stories
As a frequent reader and writer on LinkedIn, I’ve seen all the tips and tricks to drive engagement. One popular trick is to make up a story that will resonate with the LinkedIn audience.
For example, the writer (usually a self-proclaimed career expert who is ex-FAANG) will tell the entirely fictional story of a clueless hiring manager and an infinitely wise recruiter. The clueless hiring manager is shocked that a candidate accepted a competing job offer. “Didn’t she like us?” asks the hiring manager. The wise recruiter reminds the clueless hiring manager that the candidate had endured countless delays in numerous interviews with the company, allowing another company to express interest in and snatch her.
Job seekers have endured countless delays in their own employment searches. When they read the post, they hoot and holler for the candidate and boo the clueless hiring manager. Most importantly, readers like and love the writer’s post until it goes viral, making the author an ex-FAANG top recruiting voice.
Even though no sources are cited and the story is fictional, it is very powerful.
Well…until you’ve read the same story a dozen times from a dozen recruiters. Then it gets tiresome.
My improvement on fake stories
But those fake stories powerfully drive clicks on LinkedIn, so I wanted to get in on the action. But I was going to add two wrinkles to my fake story.
First, I would explicitly admit that my story is fake. Because authenticity. Sort of.
Second, my story would include space aliens to make it riveting. And to hammer the point that the story is fake.
Now I just had to write a fake story with space aliens.
Or did I?
A repurposed and adapted fake story with space aliens
It turned out that I had already written a fake story. It didn’t have space aliens, but I liked the story I had spun in the Bredemarket blog post “(Pizza Stories) Is Your Firm Hungry for Awareness?”
I just needed to make one of the characters a space alien, and since Jones was based on the striking Grace Jones, I went ahead and did it. If you can imagine Grace Jones with tentacles, two noses, and eight legs.
With a few additional edits, my fake space alien story was ready for the Sunday night LinkedIn audience.
The truth in the fake story
As the space alien’s tentacles quivered, I snuck something else into the LinkedIn story—some facts.
Kids who watched Fat Albert on TV not only enjoyed the antics, but also learned an Important Life Lessons. Now I don’t have multiple advanced degrees like Cosby, but then again I never had multiple degrees rescinded either.
But my life lesson wasn’t to stay in school or pull your pants up. My life lesson was to blog. The lesson was in the form of a statement by Jones’ humanoid colleague Smith, taken verbatim from the Pizza Stories post.
“Take blogging,” replied Smith. “The average company that blogs generates 55% more website visitors. B2B marketers that use blogs get 67% more leads than those who do not. Marketers who have prioritized blogging are 13x more likely to enjoy positive ROI. And 92% of companies who blog multiple times per day have acquired a customer from their blog.”
The stats originally appeared in an earlier post, “How Identity and Biometrics Firms Can Use Blogging to Grow Their Business.”
And the fake story also talked about companies (unnamed, but real) who ignored these facts and remained silent on their blog and social channels.
A huge mistake, because their competitors ARE engaging with their prospects, with real stories.
Is your company making the same mistake?
I guess I should mention David Byrne. OK, I did.
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